HI. I AM DAMIAN.

                       I make the yuk yuk's and put stuff on the net.

Apr 24
vh1:

Tune in every MON + 9/8C to catch these adorable faces on your TV!

vh1:

Tune in every MON + 9/8C to catch these adorable faces on your TV!


Apr 22

HAPPY EARTH DAY.


Apr 21
MS. B. HAVEN.

MS. B. HAVEN.


Apr 18

Responses To Your Mother’s Easter Invitation

  • I already made brunch plans and I heard this place has the best Bloody Mary in the city.
  • Jesus rose so I could sleep in
  • I really don’t get Starburst jellybeans.
  • I need to be home to live tweet Mad Men.
  • Did y’all ever find that egg I hid last year?
  • I’m already meeting with the Glicks for Passover sedar.
  • Can you ship me some Cadbury mini eggs? They’re sold out here. 
  • I don’t like zombies!

Apr 8
REAL LIFE CHUPACABRA CAUGHT.

REAL LIFE CHUPACABRA CAUGHT.


Apr 7
oldloves:

Ava Gardner & Mickey Rooney, 1942

oldloves:

Ava Gardner & Mickey Rooney, 1942


Apr 3
lolololol

lolololol


HIPPY.

HIPPY.


Apr 2

These are the lyrics from last night’s hate-filled “We Didn’t Start The Fire” parody from So NOT Into It with Damian & Anne special April Fools’ Edition. I’ve embedded a karaoke track so you can singalong as you should.

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Apr 1
TONIGHT it’s So NOT Into It with Damian & Anne at UCB East. $5, 8PM, unlimited vitriol. 
P.S. I f***ing hate Gizzie SO much.

TONIGHT it’s So NOT Into It with Damian & Anne at UCB East. $5, 8PM, unlimited vitriol. 

P.S. I f***ing hate Gizzie SO much.


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