I make the yuk yuk's and put stuff on the net.
Responses To Your Mother’s Easter Invitation
- I already made brunch plans and I heard this place has the best Bloody Mary in the city.
- Jesus rose so I could sleep in
- I really don’t get Starburst jellybeans.
- I need to be home to live tweet Mad Men.
- Did y’all ever find that egg I hid last year?
- I’m already meeting with the Glicks for Passover sedar.
- Can you ship me some Cadbury mini eggs? They’re sold out here.
- I don’t like zombies!
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